Oh the irony of it all...
Know what's ironic?
Being a loner and having children who need to be with you every second.
Loving silence but having children who never stop talking.
Being deaf in one ear and having children who talk quietly and mumble.
Being the type of person who is impulsive and having children (and Hubby) who ponder, measure and logistically plan every move they make.
Somedays I wonder where these children came from. They can't possibly be mine. My children would rise at 11:30am, would roll over in bed to grab a book to read, would come down to the kitchen only to eat, Blog or Facebook and then would head back upstairs with their iPod and a book and lower themselves into a nice hot bath where they would spend the remainder of the day. They would exist on nothing but chocolate, they would abhor fruit of all kinds, and would drink milk by the gallons.
Those are the kids that should have been mine. Has anyone seen them anywhere? It appears there's been some sort of switch and I have these talkative, exuberant, thoughtful, logical, and mumbly ones....
Aw, but gee, they are kinda cute. Maybe I'll keep them....
Being a loner and having children who need to be with you every second.
Loving silence but having children who never stop talking.
Being deaf in one ear and having children who talk quietly and mumble.
Being the type of person who is impulsive and having children (and Hubby) who ponder, measure and logistically plan every move they make.
Somedays I wonder where these children came from. They can't possibly be mine. My children would rise at 11:30am, would roll over in bed to grab a book to read, would come down to the kitchen only to eat, Blog or Facebook and then would head back upstairs with their iPod and a book and lower themselves into a nice hot bath where they would spend the remainder of the day. They would exist on nothing but chocolate, they would abhor fruit of all kinds, and would drink milk by the gallons.
Those are the kids that should have been mine. Has anyone seen them anywhere? It appears there's been some sort of switch and I have these talkative, exuberant, thoughtful, logical, and mumbly ones....
Aw, but gee, they are kinda cute. Maybe I'll keep them....
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