My Life, Facebook Status Style. Episode 2

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Lisa loves summer break with her family.

Lisa finished reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban to the kids.

Lisa swore she'd never read a Harry Potter book.

Lisa had never read a Harry Potter book before she made that statement.

Lisa said that Azkaban was going to be the last HP book she'd read aloud because she wanted to move onto historical novels.

Lisa started reading HP and the Goblet of Fire to the kids and is now on Chapter 5.

Lisa really knows how to stick to her guns.

Lisa wonders where the Sorting Hat would place her. (Probably somewhere boring like Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff.)

Lisa would outwardly hope for Gryffindor but would secretly crave to belong to Slytherin.

Lisa has a rebellious and malevolent nature (shhh...it's a secret!).

Lisa is de-cluttering the house.

Lisa has taken 4 van loads of 'stuff' to the Thrift Store and is disappointed because it hasn't even put a dent in the dense accumulation of materialism.

Lisa needs to put her Visa and Interac card on ice.

Lisa thinks Hubby would like that very much.

Lisa is bummed that Hubby noticed the bowed out garage door from when she hit it with the car.

Lisa was hoping Hubby would never notice.

Lisa didn't like having to suck that up.

Lisa and Hubby are back on the running program after Hubby's little 'system re-boot' as he likes to call it.

Lisa thinks Hubby was a much better running partner when he was in atrial fibrillation because Lisa could keep up to him then.

Lisa thinks Hubby is built to run, but that she is built to eat chocolate.

Lisa wants to explore the possibility of having 'Choco-gorging' as an Olympic sport.

Lisa's pretty sure she'd kick some major butt!

Lisa has a major butt...

Lisa refuses to look at her butt but unfortunately can't avoid looking at her new 'do in the mirror.

Lisa's pretty sure she cracked the mirror after her recent follicular disaster.

Lisa almost flooded the car with tears on the way home from her haircut.

Lisa met James, the master colorist.

Lisa now likes the color of her hair but is still bald...James couldn't fix that.

Lisa wasn't really, honestly, thinking about doing the Sinead O'Connor thing!

Lisa warns all her blogger friends to be careful what you blog-wish(perhaps we can call it 'blish'?) for.

Lisa is done with this post...she's boring herself...you, fair reader, must be dead! Hope you had some chocolate to keep you alert, and a little HP to turn to for excitement 'cause you ain't gettin' none here!!

Comments

Julie K. said…
I laughed out loud while reading parts of your post...and then I scrolled down to see if there was a picture of you with your new 'do....will you be posting one, or do I have to wait until the first day of school?

Take care and enjoy the rest of your summer, and more wonderful family and friend times!!
August 16, 2009 at 2:15 AM
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