Hello? Summer? Are you there?
It's July 22 and I am sitting at home in a hoodie, long pants and socks.
I am also wrapped up in a fleece blanket.
Oh, and did I mention that I just switched the furnace from A/C to HEAT?!
What the heck? Where did our summer go? Actually, more realistically is not where it went because that would imply that we had a semblance of summer when in actuality we have not, so I think it would be more accurate to ask, "Summer, when are you coming?"
C'mon, Summer, we only have 6 weeks until the kids go back to school and all our plans of hiking various parks, climbing the Grouse Grind and the Chief, and spending a lazy summer day at Whytecliffs park are going to be shot! I'll say this in my nastiest, exorcist-like, growly voice while I stamp my feet, " I want some summer NOW!!" *POUTS and spins head around*
I said...NOW!!!
In case you need a reminder, this is what you look like, Summer...
Not this:
Get your act together, Summer, or else you won't be invited back next year.
(Okay, I lie...yes you will be....)
I am also wrapped up in a fleece blanket.
Oh, and did I mention that I just switched the furnace from A/C to HEAT?!
What the heck? Where did our summer go? Actually, more realistically is not where it went because that would imply that we had a semblance of summer when in actuality we have not, so I think it would be more accurate to ask, "Summer, when are you coming?"
C'mon, Summer, we only have 6 weeks until the kids go back to school and all our plans of hiking various parks, climbing the Grouse Grind and the Chief, and spending a lazy summer day at Whytecliffs park are going to be shot! I'll say this in my nastiest, exorcist-like, growly voice while I stamp my feet, " I want some summer NOW!!" *POUTS and spins head around*
I said...NOW!!!
In case you need a reminder, this is what you look like, Summer...
Get your act together, Summer, or else you won't be invited back next year.
(Okay, I lie...yes you will be....)
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