Can I swim the whole triathlon?

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'Cause that would be so much easier for me.

Running hurts.

Swimming doesn't.

I dry heave after a long run.

I'm invincible and bullet proof after a long swim.

During a run sometimes I don't think I can move my legs one more step.

Sometimes during a swim I feel a little twinge in my triceps.

When I run I feel like I'm going to die.

When I swim I worry that I might fall asleep.

Which would you rather do?



 

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Unknown said…
Thanks for dropping by my blog!

Here's the deal. I'll run and bike the triathlon for you. You can HAVE the swimming. :-)
November 16, 2009 at 8:07 PM
Lisa said…
You got it Amber!
November 16, 2009 at 8:31 PM
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